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Parents!

We all know that raising children is a beautiful gift from God.  Each day is filled with unicorns and rainbows and singing woodland creatures.  Surely every morning, when your child wakes at 9:30 AM, she greets you with a knowing smile that seems to whisper “I love you, O Giver of Life!  Words cannot express my undying gratitude to you.  Also, you are looking rather lovely today with nary a blemish in sight and your hair is really pretty too and have you been working  out?!”

Despite all this joy, sometimes we parents need a break.  Perhaps it is date night.  Maybe you need to make a quick run to the grocery store.  Maybe you are curious how many tanks of gas will get you to the Canadian border.  Whatever the reason, we all find ourselves in this all too familiar bind:  what to do with my child while I’m out?

You could go with the traditional route and call a babysitter, but they can be expensive.  You could entrust your child with a family member, but I ask you… do you really trust your family?

There must be a better solution!

Parents, I give you the Baby Hamper.

 The Baby Hamper is the only method of child care that guarantees that your child is getting enough oxygen…

…because it has holes in it.  But don’t you worry!!

 The holes aren’t big enough for your child to escape.

Going to be out for a few hours?  

Throw some puffs in for sustanence.

Is your kid a sneaky little weasel?  

Put a phone book on top of it.

With the Baby Hamper there is literally nothing you can’t do.  So go out and enjoy your life!  Because the Baby Hamper has parenting...

...Covered!

Get it?  Covered – like the baby is covered by the thing… nevermind.